Gorillama specimen photograph
EndangeredMammal-Mixes

Gorilla glama

Gorillama

Discovery LocationAndes Mountains
Lead ResearcherK. Kuzco

Field Report Summary

The Gorillama dominates the high-altitude cloud forests. Its thick wool coat protects it from freezing temperatures, while its immense silverback strength allows it to traverse steep cliffs. Docile until provoked, it will rear up and beat its chest before delivering a high-velocity spit projectile with sniper-like accuracy.

Physical Description

Massive primate torso with the long neck, snout, and wool of a llama.

Habitat

Cloud Forests

Dietary Behavior

Folivore

Evolutionary Origin

High-altitude thermoregulation

Behavioral Notes

Living in troops, they hum together to mark territory.

Citation: K. Kuzco. Field observations of Gorilla glama (Gorillama).The Index of Fictitious Fauna, Ainamals Research Institute.