Pugapillar specimen photograph
Critically EndangeredInsectoid-Impossibles

Canis larva

Pugapillar

Discovery LocationEnglish Gardens
Lead ResearcherD. The Pug

Field Report Summary

A favorite of gardeners, the Pugapillar is a slow-moving consumer of aphids. It spends its days wheezing on leaves, camouflage by its wrinkled skin. It does not metamorphose but grows simply larger and more wrinkled with age. It requires hand-feeding in captivity due to its laziness.

Physical Description

Caterpillar-like segmented body with the head and personality of a pug.

Habitat

Domestic Gardens

Dietary Behavior

Insectivore

Evolutionary Origin

Domesticated neoteny

Behavioral Notes

Snores loudly enough to vibrate the leaf it rests on.

Citation: D. The Pug. Field observations of Canis larva (Pugapillar).The Index of Fictitious Fauna, Ainamals Research Institute.