Squidquirrel

Discovery LocationCentral Park

Lead ResearcherS. Cheeks

Field Report Summary

An arboreal menace, the Squidquirrel swings through city parks using its tentacles. It can change color to match the bark of oak trees. It squirts ink at dogs that chase it. Theories suggest it evolved from seafood waste discarded in parks.

Physical Description

Squirrel with a cluster of tentacles replacing the tail.

Habitat

Urban Parks

Dietary Behavior

Omnivore

Evolutionary Origin

Urban arboreal adaptation

Behavioral Notes

Burries acorns but often forgets where, as it cannot smell them.