Woolly Scaleback specimen photograph
EndangeredLepidolagus

Lepidochelys lanigerus

Woolly Scaleback

Discovery LocationTemperate Rainforests of Vancouver Island
Lead ResearcherDr. E. Moreau

Field Report Summary

Physical Description

Resembles a badger in size and build. Its back and flanks are covered in overlapping, keratinous scales, reminiscent of an armadillo but with a darker, almost black coloration. The head, legs, and underside are covered in dense, dark brown wool. The claws are elongated and sharp, adapted for digging. The face is distinctly mammalian, with small, rounded ears and sensitive whiskers. Has a short, bushy tail with scaly rings. Possesses mammary glands and gives birth to live young.

Habitat

Temperate forests with rocky outcrops and burrows.

Dietary Behavior

Primarily consumes ferns and moss, supplementing its diet with mineral-rich clay.

Evolutionary Origin

A highly improbable hybrid of a rabbit and an ancient, scaled amphibian. Horizontal gene transfer from symbiotic gut bacteria allowed for keratin synthesis in skin cells.

Behavioral Notes

The woolly coat sheds seasonally, revealing iridescent scales beneath. This shedding is synchronized with the lunar cycle.

Citation: Dr. E. Moreau. Field observations of Lepidochelys lanigerus (Woolly Scaleback).The Index of Fictitious Fauna, Ainamals Research Institute.